Corny As Fuck !

screamshizzy:

rooroo-so-funny:

aaamaaa:

esabelleryngin:

hannahbananafeefifofanna:

getbentgetbent:

saiyan:

 

Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!

If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…

…that it is actually a door frame!!

It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:

This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!

In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel, 

It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!

Holy fuck

omfg Layton

LAYTON PLEASE

LAYTON
SKHASFAHJKSKSHJHSAFJHA
OH MY GOD
HE’S GETTING PWNED BY LAYTON BEFORE THIS SHIT EVEN STARTS 

well my math is that its a fucking MOVIE they could have made it happen 

HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!

I’M ABOUT TO BLOW ALL YOUR MINDS WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

The argument is that Jack couldn’t fit on the door.. But as you can clearly see below…

There is a bacon strip….

Now if you multiply said bacon strip by 6 and divide it by 2 you’ll get…

3 bacon strips…

These 3 bacon strips CLEARLY prove that Jack and Jill went up the hill…

I am a genius….

Fuck you.

(Source: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook)

purrplekat1989:

edwardspoonhands:

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”

I can’t decide whether I want Rick Santorum to get the nomination, just to see him die a thousand deaths in debates against Obama, or if I would rather him disappear and go the hell away asap.</politics>

Hank. You have just summoned  my every thought about Santorum and put them on to tumblr better than I ever could. Thank you sir.